JOB INTERVIEW IN INDIA

Satu hari seorang pemuda dari Manipal telah di panggil untuk menghadiri temuduga terbuka oleh sebuah syarikat antarabangsa yang beroperasi di India.

> > OFFICER----------------WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?

> > CANDIDATE-----------------M P. SIR

> > OFFICER----------------TELL ME PROPERLY

> > CANDIDATE---------------MOHAN PAL SIR

> > OFFICER--------------YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?

> > CANDIDATE----------------M P. SIR

> > OFFICER-------------WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?

> > CANDIDATE-------------MANMOHAN PAL SIR

> > OFFICER-------------YOUR NATIVE PLACE ?

> > CANDIDATE--------------M P. SIR

> > OFFICER------------IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?

> > CANDIDATE---------NO, MANI PAL SIR

> > OFFICER------------WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION ?

> > CANDIDATE-------------M P. SIR

> > OFFICER------------(ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?

> > CANDIDATE------------ METRIC PASS

> > OFFICER-------------WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?

> > CANDIDATE------------M P. SIR

> > OFFICER------------AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?

> > CANDIDATE-------------MONEY PROBLEM SIR

> > OFFICER------------DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY ?

> > CANDIDATE-------------M P. SIR

> > OFFICER------------EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY

> > CANDIDATE----------MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR

> > OFFICER-------------THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW

> > CANDIDATE---------- -M P. SIR

> > OFFICER----------------WHAT is it NOW ?

> > CANDIDATE-------------My Performance....?

> > OFFICER----------------M P !!!!

> > CANDIDATE------------WHAT IS THAT SIR ?

> > OFFICER--------------MENTAL PROBLEM....Hahahahahaha