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Thursday, January 19, 2012

JOB INTERVIEW IN INDIA

Satu hari seorang pemuda dari Manipal telah di panggil untuk menghadiri temuduga terbuka oleh sebuah syarikat antarabangsa yang beroperasi di India.

> > OFFICER----------------WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?
> > CANDIDATE-----------------M P. SIR
> > OFFICER----------------TELL ME PROPERLY
> > CANDIDATE---------------MOHAN PAL SIR
> > OFFICER--------------YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?
> > CANDIDATE----------------M P. SIR
> > OFFICER-------------WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
> > CANDIDATE-------------MANMOHAN PAL SIR
> > OFFICER-------------YOUR NATIVE PLACE ?
> > CANDIDATE--------------M P. SIR
> > OFFICER------------IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
> > CANDIDATE---------NO, MANI PAL SIR
> > OFFICER------------WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION ?
> > CANDIDATE-------------M P. SIR
> > OFFICER------------(ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
> > CANDIDATE------------ METRIC PASS
> > OFFICER-------------WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
> > CANDIDATE------------M P. SIR
> > OFFICER------------AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
> > CANDIDATE-------------MONEY PROBLEM SIR
> > OFFICER------------DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY ?
> > CANDIDATE-------------M P. SIR
> > OFFICER------------EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
> > CANDIDATE----------MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR
> > OFFICER-------------THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
> > CANDIDATE---------- -M P. SIR
> > OFFICER----------------WHAT is it NOW ?
> > CANDIDATE-------------My Performance....?
> > OFFICER----------------M P !!!!
> > CANDIDATE------------WHAT IS THAT SIR ?
> > OFFICER--------------MENTAL PROBLEM....Hahahahahaha

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