One day at Tanjong Rambutan Hospital, doctors have been calling 2 patients because of the fight. One of the patient wants to be a tree and the other one wants to be a dog. The doctors were asked to both patients.
The doctor asked the person A: "What is your name"
Person A answered: "My name trees"
The doctor asked the person B: "What is your name?"
the B replied: "I am a dog"
The doctor asked the person A: "Why you Tree hit the Dog?"
Person A answered:"He piss my foot"
The doctor asked the person B:"Why you Dog piss at Tree foot?"
then B replied simply:"Because I'm a dog, he is Tree, so Dog like to piss at pangkal of the tree"
Then the doctor said in his heart, "Soon, I will become crazy too ...."